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    Ambrose Burnside, the King of Mutton Chops. Look how they beautifully wrap around to connect to his mustache.

  • 2.

    Another picture of Burnside for good measure, because this man rocked the mutton chops his entire life. Have you ever seen such commitment to a facial hair style?

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    I don’t know too much about Martin VanBuren because history teachers tend to skip him over, which I think is entirely unfair.

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    I have no clue who this man is but I admire the length of his mutton chops.

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    I can guarantee you that the majority of Henrik Ibsen’s creativity came from his mutton chops.

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    And look! Mutton chops aren’t just for the stodgy old figures of the past but also for outstanding young beer drinkers like you and me.

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    Plus, if you have disfiguring facial moles like good old Lemmy here, mutton chops are the perfect way to cover them up.

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    Even babies love mutton chops.

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    You don’t have to be constrained to normal hair colours either. Mutton chops look just as good in blue, green, or pink!

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    See how excited this little girl is that her face is being graced by mutton chops

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    Also, Wolverine rocked some pretty mean mutton chops and Wolverine is arguably the best of the X-men. Even if he is technically only supposed to be 5’3”.

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    You don’t even need hair on the rest of your head to have some good mutton chops!

  • 13.

    Sure, it may make you look like a hillbilly but some girls find that sexy. I swear.

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    I’m not saying mutton chops will make your life perfect, but I don’t know about you, this guy looks pretty damn happy.