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It shouldn't take you more time to mix the salad than to eat it.

If You're Going To Eat A Salad, Please Don't Be THAT Salad Guy

Heavy emphasis on "a little bit."

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If You're Going To Eat A Salad, Please Don't Be THAT Salad Guy

Sketch comedy channel, ChurcHie GrEcoComedy serves up this perfectly relatable video about that salad guy. You know that guy... we've all had lunch with him (or her).

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Sure, it's perfectly normal and reasonable to want to mix your salad-bar creation up a little bit.

But please, don't go overboard. Leave the rhythm method in the bedroom.

WTF is this even supposed to do?

Seriously, tho. It's lunch, not a drum circle.

Calm down, dude. Nobody wants to play "hot potato" with your mixed greens.

Dancing with your salad is a definite friendship deal-breaker.

If You're Going To Eat A Salad, Please Don't Be THAT Salad Guy

Sketch comedy channel, ChurcHie GrEcoComedy serves up this perfectly relatable video about that salad guy. You know that guy... we've all had lunch with him (or her).

View this video on YouTube

Sure, it's perfectly normal and reasonable to want to mix your salad-bar creation up a little bit.

But please, don't go overboard. Leave the rhythm method in the bedroom.

WTF is this even supposed to do?

Seriously, tho. It's lunch, not a drum circle.

Calm down, dude. Nobody wants to play "hot potato" with your mixed greens.

Dancing with your salad is a definite friendship deal-breaker.

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