22 Things In Cans Which Really Shouldn't Be In Cans

'Can' you believe these things are canned? (Geddit?)

22. Butter

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Butter in a can. Therefore the butter isn't refrigerated. Why on earth would I want to scrape butter from a warm can? I can feel the metal on metal scrape in my teeth already...

21. Salad

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The fact they have to clarify that this salad is vegetables is already questionable, but also tinned? This seems like something Marshall's family would eat in How I Met Your Mother

20. Houmous

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I feel like the lovely fresh chickpea dip should probably not be canned, and who wants to dip into a jagged can edge?

19. Milk

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Once again, fresh milk, canned, also they have to state it's "Good" milk as opposed to all those other tinned milks you've been sipping.

18. Christmas dinner

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Designed for gamers who can't possibly tear themselves away from their console long enough to actually make a full meal. This is possibly the grimmest idea ever.

17. Flowers

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Flowers in a can. Okay this one could be weirder if they were fully grown rather than seeds but still.

16. Cereal

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Even worse is it's 'Liquid Cereal' which to me seems to be a misuse of the word cereal.

15. Cheeseburger

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Just why on earth would someone want this? Even on a hike?

14. Water

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This one would actually be totally normal if it weren't for the brainwashing we've all undergone when it comes to bottled water. As it's marketed as clear, blue, transparent, the idea of drinking it from a can seems weird to us.

13. Bacon

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This looks so disgustingly greasy. They missed out by not calling it Ba-Can.

12. Sandwich

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For when a fresh, pre-made sandwich just isn't processed enough. I feel this was only made because of the name.

11. Worms

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Brings a whole new meaning to 'Opening up a can of worms'

10. Pancakes

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They missed out on calling it 'Can-Cakes' something tells me these would be just so disappointing.

9. Unicorn

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It's kind of terrifying that this has happened. Somewhere, someone though, meat and sprinkles, thats how I'll make my millions.

8. A Whole Chicken

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Sweet Sue what were you thinking? To add to the look of a whole raw chicken which has been squeezed into a can, they've preserved it in gelatine, to give an authentic cat food ascetic.

7. Brains

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As though brains wasn't weird enough itself, they've added 'milk gravy' which just sounds like a euphemism for cow seamen or something.

6. Bread

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Okay, so this is maybe the most sensible one, if you're going on a camping trip or something, the tin will stop the bread being all squishy. But still, we all know bread is best fresh, and caned food is not fresh.

5. Air

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Anyone who buys this should give their money to me, so I can use it for good, not canned evil. They have it from loads of cities, not just New York.

4. Eggs

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Not just any eggs, quail eggs, the fanciest kind! My main thought with this is if they are still in the shell, or just slopping around in there?

3. Haggis

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Mmm sheep stomach stuffed with offal, why not can it?!?!?

2. Fried Chicken

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Although, is it actually chicken? It's made with vegetable protein, and written Chik'n

1. Can Opener

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It just shouldn't be in a can.

BONUS - A cat

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Poor Cat