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Posted on Dec 11, 2012

14 Lifehacks For Better Mistletoe

Go greener! Funnier! Sexier! Just do anything but the usual kiss-me plant.

by Alex Schmidt

Community Contributor

1. Try a fresh, living green plant for your home instead of hanging a sprig.

2. Skip hanging it on your wall and post it on your Dashboard.

3. Have fun with a raunchy, plushy gag.

4. Bling it out.

5. Paint it onto your pinky fingernail.

6. Strap it to your head.

7. Blast it out of a tree with a shotgun.

8. Go to Toronto's Bloor Street, and smooch under an officially-licensed Mistletoe Kissing Station.

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14 Lifehacks For Better Mistletoe

1. Try a fresh, living green plant for your home instead of hanging a sprig.

2. Skip hanging it on your wall and post it on your Dashboard.

3. Have fun with a raunchy, plushy gag.

4. Bling it out.

5. Paint it onto your pinky fingernail.

6. Strap it to your head.

7. Blast it out of a tree with a shotgun.

8. Go to Toronto's Bloor Street, and smooch under an officially-licensed Mistletoe Kissing Station.

9. Be Justin Bieber, the world's #1 Bieber fan, and listen to "Mistletoe".

10. Use it to get closer to One Direction.

11. Bring your mistletoe with you everywhere, as eye makeup.

12. Follow instructions.

13. Consider its potential as a miracle drug.

14. And remember that we live in 2012 (practically 2013!).

14 Lifehacks For Better Mistletoe

1. Try a fresh, living green plant for your home instead of hanging a sprig.

2. Skip hanging it on your wall and post it on your Dashboard.

3. Have fun with a raunchy, plushy gag.

4. Bling it out.

5. Paint it onto your pinky fingernail.

6. Strap it to your head.

7. Blast it out of a tree with a shotgun.

8. Go to Toronto's Bloor Street, and smooch under an officially-licensed Mistletoe Kissing Station.

9. Be Justin Bieber, the world's #1 Bieber fan, and listen to "Mistletoe".

10. Use it to get closer to One Direction.

11. Bring your mistletoe with you everywhere, as eye makeup.

12. Follow instructions.

13. Consider its potential as a miracle drug.

14. And remember that we live in 2012 (practically 2013!).

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