14 Cities That Totally Get It

Time to move. Unless you live in Indianapolis already.

1. Most Millionaires Per Capita: Frankfurt, Germany

Seventy-five millionaires per thousand! That’s a lotta hot dogs.

2. Most Sexually Satisfied: Indianapolis, IN

Really, though?

I guess you’re the scientists, Men’s Health.

3. Highest Life Expectancy: San Jose, CA

It also has the most job openings per capita.

San Jose: secret paradise?

4. Most Bars Per Capita: New Orleans, LA

5. Most People Leaving Home To Go To Work at Strange Times (12 P.M. - 5 A.M.): Akutan, AK

‘Cause fuck a nine-to-five.

Shout out to Promised Land, though.

6. Best City Park System: Minneapolis

Ranked number one by the Trust For Public Land.

According to The Atlantic:

“Ninety-four percent of people in Minneapolis live within a 10-minute walk of a park, a quick way of saying that the Minnesota city is woven with arguably the best green space of any large metro in the country.”


7. Smallest Household Income Disparity: Dale City, VA

They are the 99%, kinda!

8. Most People Taking a Ferryboat to Work: Bainbridge Island, WA

KILLING the competition in ferry riding.

9. Most Racially Diverse City: Cerritos, CA

Melting pot, y’all.

10. Lowest Crime Rate for a City: Scottsdale, AZ

Arizona: no humidity, no violence.

11. Most Well-Read: Alexandria, VA

This is the hottest hot spot in Alexandria: Beatley Central Library.

Bonus fact: Knoxville bought the most copies of 50 Shades of Grey on Amazon.

12. Most Master’s or Doctorate Degrees: Palo Alto, CA

And they all have tech start ups.

13. Highest Maximum Monthly Sunshine Amount: Fresno, CA

Notice anything in common among the top ten?

Yeah, well, California is responsible for the first SEVENTY THREE cities on the list.

14. Smallest Percentage of Divorced People Age 25+: Stanford, CA

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