Response to 40 Questions All White People Need To Answer:
Why do white people get so offended by buzz feed posts compiled by white people about white people?
Response to Faces Of Winners And Losers At The Oscars:
Wow, Judi Dench didn’t even seem phased.
Response to 10 Movie Titles Made Better With Bacon:
This article is bad and you should feel bad.
I don’t know, watching her fight the camera might have been pretty funny.
Julie is trulyahero. However, in the interest of Rhode Island buzzfeed users not getting mauled, I’d like to add some improvements to her guide. -Don’t wave your arms likealunatic, but wave them enough that the bear can see you’re there.
-Don’t scream or yell, but saying “Hey bear” inastrong monotone will let it know you’re there and to leave, without freaking it out
-Don’t throw stuff atabear, dude
-IfaBlack Bear* attacks you, don’t roll inaball. Punch it in the face, kick it, fight it. No I’m not kidding, black bears don’t wantafight, so give them one. *If you’re vacationing out west and you encounter an angry Brown (grizzly) bear, roll up inaball, protecting your head, and DO NOT MOVE. While punchingaBlack Bear will scare it off, punchingaBrown Bear will not have the desired effect. Hopefully, this modified list will keep you safe. Really, it was all made possible by Julie, andIthank her. Source: Working with Black Bear biologists and Black Bears.
TheWoodWord I like science and nature and stuff, yo.
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