This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jan 24, 201415 Hilariously Sexy Valentine's Day GiftsYou really shouldn't have.by Alexandra EspositoCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Color for your hair down there. 2. Rubber duckie massager. 3. Uterus undies. 4. Pink bondage tape. 5. Disney Princess lingerie. 6. Not your elementary school's finger paint (in a box!) 7. Flirty boxers. 8. The now-we-can-do-it-anywhere blanket! 9. This foxy lingerie set. 10. A sexy game. 11. Naughty mac n' cheese... 12. And this sexy chef costume. 13. Fuzzy love cuffs. 14. Candy undies for him. 15. Then wrap it all up in this rather forward gift box.