Buzz·Posted on 3 Mar 2015Who Murdered Clive Palmer's T-Rex?Police are searching for whoever torched Clive Palmer's life-size dinosaur overnight. Here are five key suspects:by Alex LeeBuzzFeed News Reporter, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail In the criminal justice system, crimes against dinosaurs are considered especially heinous. The victim: Jeff the Dinosaur Jesus Christ. Burnt to a crisp. ABC News Brisbane @ABCNewsBrisbane Fire guts Jeff the dinosaur at Clive Palmer's Coolum resort. http://t.co/6dhiD8GO4j 10:40 PM - 02 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite More like T-Wrecked. Police arrived at the scene at 1:30am. Palmer's people are saying it's an electrical fault. Plenty of people had it in for Clive Palmer though. Shame they had to take it out an innocent reptile like this. View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 1. Prime Minister Tony Abbott 2. Former Palmer United Senator Jacqui Lambie 3. Former Queensland Premier Campbell Newman 4. All of China 5. An Asteroid Goddammit. I promised myself I wouldn't cry. View this post on Facebook facebook.com Whoever did it, let's hope detectives Stablerodon and Bensonosaurus can find the perp and put them away for a long time.