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Which Emo Guy Should You Hook Up With?

You're drinking your daily gin and kerosene when Pete Wenz from Fall Out Boy comes up to you and asks you to — what else? Dance, dance! Your chill personalities make you the perfect match, and before you know it you're going down, down in an earlier round in this game of love.  
Your song: "Grand Theft Autumn"

Pete Wentz

In the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant, your eyes lock with Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. His eyeliner is red, yours is black, but the way you two love thinking about all things macabre means you've got a lot in common. What's the worst thing you can say? Hand in his, you become the demolition lovers you knew you always could be.   
Your song: "My Way Home Is Through You"

Gerard Way

Bright Eyes' Conor Oberst picks you out of a crowd and talks to you. He says he likes your shoes. This OG emo guy might seem like he's all sadness and chemicals, but deep inside you can tell he's sweet. He'll treat you like a book on a shelf, which may or may not be a good thing, but you know you'll at least get an album written about you when you break up.   
Your song: "Theme from Pinata"

Conor Oberst

You're at a beautiful wedding, and Brendon Urie from Panic at the Disco is one of the groomsmen. Whenever you look at each other, your hearts beat faster and faster until you're, inevitably, exchanging body heat in the passenger seat of the honeymoon limo. Don't forget to close the goddamn door!  
Your song: "Nine in the Afternoon"

Brendon Urie

Never, ever forget that before Skrillex was Skrillex, he was snakebite-pierced, eyeliner wearing KING of screamo, Sonny Moore from From First To Last! His spiked-up hair was catnip for anyone waiting for a moshpit romance, but only the most br00tal of people would dare approach. You are definitely hardcore enough for Sonny. Congratulations!  
Your song: "Emily"

Sonny Moore

I guess it's luck but you happen to have run into Dashboard Confessional's Chris Carrabba walking out on the pier. Your smile is the most genuine thing he's ever seen, and after a whirlwind impromptu date you settle into each other's arms. Hands down, this is the best day you can ever remember!  
Your song: "Carry This Picture"

Chris Carrabba

Adam from Taking Back Sunday is a regular at the diner you serve at, and one day you find him scribbling some clever line on a decidedly clever napkin. You get to talking (talking forever) about his music until it becomes clear: you actually have a good feeling about this. He may be a wishful thinker with the worst intentions, but your instant connection makes this love impossible to ignore.  
Your song: "Flicker, Fade"

Adam Lazzara

Attention bidders, it's Lot 45: he's got a decent voice, he's got that crooked smile! William Beckett from The Academy Is is all about having a good time, but will treat you as more than a checkmark on a bedpost. He kisses you like an overdramatic actor and in this case, that actually works for you.   
Your Song: "The Author"

William Beckett

Jamison from JamisonParker is the one for you, as your high-minded taste in music and appreciation for a well-crafted lyric make it easy for you to think beautiful, unexpected thoughts when you're together. He'll show up wearing his best smile while you fight with your bedroom eyes, and when you kiss you'll finally know the taste of love.   
Your song: "Your Song"

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