We Played "Minion, Marry, Or Murder" With Penguin From "Gotham"

    Robin Lord Taylor secretly wants to clean up the streets of Gotham City. Don't tell anybody.

    Gotham P.D.: Jim Gordon, Harvey Bullock, Captain Sarah Essen

    This one was pretty easy. Everyone loves Sarah Essen!

    Ladies of Gotham: Barbara Kean, Renee Montoya, Lee Thompkins

    Robin didn't want to hurt any of these beautiful dames...

    But knew that seeing Barbara by Penguin's side would be too much for Jim Gordon to handle.

    Canon Villains: Victor Zsasz, Ed Nygma, Oswald Cobblepot

    He supported Nygmobblepot and offed his own character in favor of the murderous Mr. Zsasz...

    ...if only out of concern for his own life.

    The Mobsters: Fish Mooney, Carmine Falcone, Salvatore Maroni

    This is probably what Oswald would say too.

    (And this is DEFINITELY what Oswald would say.)

    The underrated cops of Gotham: Detective Alvarez, Renee Montoya, Crispus Allen

    He showed some remorse over murdering Alvarez, but not too much.

    After all...

    The Harvey Sandwich: Harvey Bullock, Alfred Pennyworth, Harvey Dent

    Who WOULDN'T marry Alfred?

    Robin does not believe in Harvey Dent.

    Club Kids: Fish Mooney, Butch Gilzean, Victor Zsasz

    He got right to the point on this one.

    The Holy Trinity: Ed Nygma, Oswald Cobblepot, Jim Gordon

    Jim Gordon is totally marriage material.

    And just like he did with Harvey Dent, Robin wants to nip the Riddler problem in the bud.

    Robin Lord Taylor, keeping the future of Gotham safe! Who would have guessed?

    The season finale of Gotham is on Monday, May 4th at 8pm on Fox!