1. The John Wall
This dance, based on the NBA player of the same name, requires little more than flexing and pretending to shoot a basketball.
2. Movin’ Like Bernie
Based on the dead titular character from Weekend at Bernie’s, this dance just means a lot of flopping around like a corpse that is being held up. Bonus White points if you do it while skiing
3. Smooky Dookie
You just cover your nose and whirl your arms like you just smelled, well…a dookie.
4. The Fist Pump (Regional)
Brought to mainstream attention by MTV’s Jersey Shore, the fist pump has long been a white mainstay wherever there is a dancefloor…or parking lot.
5. The Fishstick
For those of you who couldn’t manage the previous entries, I saved the easiest for last. The Fishstick is a “dance” where you stand stock still and move your eyes.