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What Would You Taste Like?

A big, horrible bowl of hot, stinking horse piss. Delicious.

Horse piss

The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You're basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries.

Prime fillet steak

But with the texture of chicken. Which is weird, but probably still quite nice. Best served for dessert with ice cream or custard.

Strawberry milkshake

If you held a plastic bottle directly over a dog's anus, let it fart, then screwed the cap on and left it for six days, that's what you taste like. Best served with fresh pasta and tomato.

Six-day old dog fart

You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink.

Cheap vodka

You taste like old fast food wrappers, used condoms, and unidentifiable brown bin juice. Microwave for three minutes and salt to taste.

Horrible, horrible garbage

Juicy. Best served with mac and cheese and the house salad.

Danny DeVito's used condom

AKA the best kind of burrito. You're full of surprises. Surprises and guac.

An everything burrito

Crunchy, a choking hazard, and flecked with bits of kitten shit. Best served cold on a bed of rocket or sprinkled on soup like croutons.

Cat litter

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