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    How To Insult Someone As Told By The Real Housewives

    The first ladies of Bravo have a comeback for every situation, but don’t cross them.

    For when you want to be subtle

    When you're in the mood for a little name-calling

    For when you want to get creative

    Or go simple and classic

    For when you want to challenge someone

    And make sure the person you're arguing with knows he/she doesn't matter

    How to finish your opponent