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Posted on Mar 7, 2014

Definitive Ranking Of Songs From "Bob's Burgers"

In honor of Bob's Burgers getting its own musical album, here is a ranking of the best original songs from the show.

by Alex Borbolla

Community Contributor

"Weekend at Mort's," Season 1
The first season of Bob's Burgers barely explored the musical talents of its writers and actors, but "Weekend at Mort's" gives a sneak peek of the greatness to come.
Most memorable line: "Uh! Uh! Uh!" — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Weekend at Mort's," Season 1
The first season of Bob's Burgers barely explored the musical talents of its writers and actors, but "Weekend at Mort's" gives a sneak peek of the greatness to come.
Most memorable line: "Uh! Uh! Uh!"

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Weekend at Mort's," Season 1
The first season of Bob's Burgers barely explored the musical talents of its writers and actors, but "Weekend at Mort's" gives a sneak peek of the greatness to come.
Most memorable line: "Uh! Uh! Uh!"

"Lobsterfest," Season 1
It may be simple and repetitive, but the bromantic theme is what makes it great.
Most memorable line: "Soaring with the eagles: Wingman!” — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Lobsterfest," Season 1
It may be simple and repetitive, but the bromantic theme is what makes it great.
Most memorable line: "Soaring with the eagles: Wingman!”

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Lobsterfest," Season 1
It may be simple and repetitive, but the bromantic theme is what makes it great.
Most memorable line: "Soaring with the eagles: Wingman!”

"The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene," Season 3
As cool as Courtney's dad is, his jingle skills can't break the top ten.
Most memorable line: "Bum bum bum bum bum BUN BUN!" — YouTube / Via youtube.com

"The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene," Season 3
As cool as Courtney's dad is, his jingle skills can't break the top ten.
Most memorable line: "Bum bum bum bum bum BUN BUN!"

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"The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene," Season 3
As cool as Courtney's dad is, his jingle skills can't break the top ten.
Most memorable line: "Bum bum bum bum bum BUN BUN!"

"My Fuzzy Valentine," Season 3
Say what you will about Bob and Linda's parenting skills, but they ensure Tina, Gene, and Louise know the importance of car safety.
Most memorable line: "Buckle it up, or you'll diiiiiie!" — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"My Fuzzy Valentine," Season 3
Say what you will about Bob and Linda's parenting skills, but they ensure Tina, Gene, and Louise know the importance of car safety.
Most memorable line: "Buckle it up, or you'll diiiiiie!"

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"My Fuzzy Valentine," Season 3
Say what you will about Bob and Linda's parenting skills, but they ensure Tina, Gene, and Louise know the importance of car safety.
Most memorable line: "Buckle it up, or you'll diiiiiie!"

"Mother Daughter Laser Razor," Season 3
Linda's go-to song for mother-daughter bonding is entertaining AND educational.
Most memorable line: "Where is Harry Truman? He's dead in the ground! Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead." — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Mother Daughter Laser Razor," Season 3
Linda's go-to song for mother-daughter bonding is entertaining AND educational.
Most memorable line: "Where is Harry Truman? He's dead in the ground! Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead."

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Mother Daughter Laser Razor," Season 3
Linda's go-to song for mother-daughter bonding is entertaining AND educational.
Most memorable line: "Where is Harry Truman? He's dead in the ground! Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead."

"Burger Wars," Season 1
Gene's musical talent shines in this song from season one. He really knows how to make an impact, even without real words.
Most memorable line: "Da-ding-ding." — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Burger Wars," Season 1
Gene's musical talent shines in this song from season one. He really knows how to make an impact, even without real words.
Most memorable line: "Da-ding-ding."

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Burger Wars," Season 1
Gene's musical talent shines in this song from season one. He really knows how to make an impact, even without real words.
Most memorable line: "Da-ding-ding."

"My Fuzzy Valentine," Season 3
It's easy to see from whom Gene gets his musical talent. Linda's melodic(ish) voice and creative lyrics fill many spots on this list.
Most memorable line: "Such a lonely existence, I'd kill myself!" — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"My Fuzzy Valentine," Season 3
It's easy to see from whom Gene gets his musical talent. Linda's melodic(ish) voice and creative lyrics fill many spots on this list.
Most memorable line: "Such a lonely existence, I'd kill myself!"

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"My Fuzzy Valentine," Season 3
It's easy to see from whom Gene gets his musical talent. Linda's melodic(ish) voice and creative lyrics fill many spots on this list.
Most memorable line: "Such a lonely existence, I'd kill myself!"

"An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal," Season 3
Because everyone knows we are in desperate need of a classic Thanksgiving carol.
Most memorable line: "Kill the turkey!" — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal," Season 3
Because everyone knows we are in desperate need of a classic Thanksgiving carol.
Most memorable line: "Kill the turkey!"

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal," Season 3
Because everyone knows we are in desperate need of a classic Thanksgiving carol.
Most memorable line: "Kill the turkey!"

"Two for Tina," Season 3
No doubt Jimmy Jr. has the butt to launch a thousand ships, but his lyrics could use a little work. However, it's the thought that counts. Tina + Jimmy Jr. = 4EVER<3
Most memorable line: "T is for the way you take my breath away. I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away." — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Two for Tina," Season 3
No doubt Jimmy Jr. has the butt to launch a thousand ships, but his lyrics could use a little work. However, it's the thought that counts. Tina + Jimmy Jr. = 4EVER<3
Most memorable line: "T is for the way you take my breath away. I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away."

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Two for Tina," Season 3
No doubt Jimmy Jr. has the butt to launch a thousand ships, but his lyrics could use a little work. However, it's the thought that counts. Tina + Jimmy Jr. = 4EVER<3
Most memorable line: "T is for the way you take my breath away. I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away."

"Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks," Season 3
It may be Linda's voice, but Gene's modern remix makes this song a real contender.
Most memorable line: "Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter, diarrhea." — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks," Season 3
It may be Linda's voice, but Gene's modern remix makes this song a real contender.
Most memorable line: "Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter, diarrhea."

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks," Season 3
It may be Linda's voice, but Gene's modern remix makes this song a real contender.
Most memorable line: "Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter, diarrhea."

"The Kids Run the Restaurant," Season 3
Great episode, great song. Those backup dancers/sailors make Linda look like a true professional.
Most memorable line: "When Bob sees blood and screams and passes out, then Mr. Fish checks in and cashes out!" — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"The Kids Run the Restaurant," Season 3
Great episode, great song. Those backup dancers/sailors make Linda look like a true professional.
Most memorable line: "When Bob sees blood and screams and passes out, then Mr. Fish checks in and cashes out!"

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"The Kids Run the Restaurant," Season 3
Great episode, great song. Those backup dancers/sailors make Linda look like a true professional.
Most memorable line: "When Bob sees blood and screams and passes out, then Mr. Fish checks in and cashes out!"

"Bad Tina," Season 2
The narrative of this song explores Tina's apprehension about being bad so deeply it demanded a high ranking on this list, and St. Vincent's cover makes it even better.
Most memorable line: "Bad girls don't like to go to Dog Prom." — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Bad Tina," Season 2
The narrative of this song explores Tina's apprehension about being bad so deeply it demanded a high ranking on this list, and St. Vincent's cover makes it even better.
Most memorable line: "Bad girls don't like to go to Dog Prom."

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Bad Tina," Season 2
The narrative of this song explores Tina's apprehension about being bad so deeply it demanded a high ranking on this list, and St. Vincent's cover makes it even better.
Most memorable line: "Bad girls don't like to go to Dog Prom."

"Boys 4 Now," Season 3
If this song can make Louise swoon, it can make anyone swoon.
Most memorable line: "I know I'm breathing toxins, but you're looking foxy." — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Boys 4 Now," Season 3
If this song can make Louise swoon, it can make anyone swoon.
Most memorable line: "I know I'm breathing toxins, but you're looking foxy."

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Boys 4 Now," Season 3
If this song can make Louise swoon, it can make anyone swoon.
Most memorable line: "I know I'm breathing toxins, but you're looking foxy."

"A River Runs Through Bob," Season 3
We should have known those moans were hiding a great singing voice! You go, Tina!
Most memorable line: "I'll be a Thunder Girl until I'm six-feet-under girl!" — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"A River Runs Through Bob," Season 3
We should have known those moans were hiding a great singing voice! You go, Tina!
Most memorable line: "I'll be a Thunder Girl until I'm six-feet-under girl!"

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"A River Runs Through Bob," Season 3
We should have known those moans were hiding a great singing voice! You go, Tina!
Most memorable line: "I'll be a Thunder Girl until I'm six-feet-under girl!"

"Food Truckin'," Season 2
Gene describes this song by Tabitha Johansson best: "She sings about oil spills but you know she's really singing about her vagina...It's not subtle."
Most memorable line: "Oh it's hot, oh it's slick, and it's making everybody sick." — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Food Truckin'," Season 2
Gene describes this song by Tabitha Johansson best: "She sings about oil spills but you know she's really singing about her vagina...It's not subtle."
Most memorable line: "Oh it's hot, oh it's slick, and it's making everybody sick."

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Food Truckin'," Season 2
Gene describes this song by Tabitha Johansson best: "She sings about oil spills but you know she's really singing about her vagina...It's not subtle."
Most memorable line: "Oh it's hot, oh it's slick, and it's making everybody sick."

"The Belchies," Season 2
A Goonies reference, Cyndi Lauper, and butts. What more could you want?
Most memorable line: "There's treasure in that butt!" — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"The Belchies," Season 2
A Goonies reference, Cyndi Lauper, and butts. What more could you want?
Most memorable line: "There's treasure in that butt!"

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"The Belchies," Season 2
A Goonies reference, Cyndi Lauper, and butts. What more could you want?
Most memorable line: "There's treasure in that butt!"

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"Lindapendent Woman," Season 3

The chemistry between Bob and Linda in this duet is off the charts. It's obvious that these two work (see what I did there?) best together.

Most memorable line: "Look at me! I'm sitting in this thing--is it on?"

"Topsy," Season 3
An original by Gene, this song tells the tale of the love between Thomas Edison and his elephant, Topsy. It's a ballad for the ages, earning it the top spot on this list.
Most memorable line: "But I never noticed the curve of her trunk!"
"And I never noticed his electric junk!" — youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Topsy," Season 3
An original by Gene, this song tells the tale of the love between Thomas Edison and his elephant, Topsy. It's a ballad for the ages, earning it the top spot on this list.
Most memorable line: "But I never noticed the curve of her trunk!"
"And I never noticed his electric junk!"

youtube.com / Via YouTube

"Topsy," Season 3
An original by Gene, this song tells the tale of the love between Thomas Edison and his elephant, Topsy. It's a ballad for the ages, earning it the top spot on this list.
Most memorable line: "But I never noticed the curve of her trunk!"
"And I never noticed his electric junk!"

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