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<b>With Juno fast approaching, it's time to face some tough questions: Beer or wine?</b>

With Juno fast approaching, it's time to face some tough questions: Beer or wine?

What Kind Of Juno Storm Survivor Are You?

How would you classify Juno?

What supplies do you stock up on first?

What genre do you watch on Netflix while snowed in?

What are you likely Instagramming during the storm?

What activity have you taken up since being snowed in?

What are you willing to pay a price surge for?

Like a good cub scout, you're always prepared. With fanny packs and dorky rain boots as a uniform, you have a smug air about you that your friends find pretentious and annoying. But they're just jealous.

The Overprepared Cub Scout

You are perfectly content with staying in and letting Juno do its worst. The idea of racing to the overpopulated supermarket disgusts you. As long as there's a wifi connection and a cozy blanket nearby, you're set.

The Hermit

You raided Trader Joe's and packed your shopping cart with cases of Two-Buck Chuck, getting a lot of disapproving looks in the process. You believe that a wine diet for 72 hours is medically sound, and God help us if you were gonna do all that Tinder #Juno trolling sober.

The Shameless Wine-O

You're very overwhelmed by the amount of people in the supermarket because your mom or girlfriend was the one who usually did all the shopping. You're not as much focused on tactical items, but more practical ones like beef jerky---begging the question, "How much cheese is too much cheese?"

The Helpless Guy In The Supermarket

This is not your day. Natural disasters terrify you, forcing you to believe the world will turn into "The Day After Tomorrow". You have every weather app on your phone so you can monitor every temperature spike and inform the group. Not that anyone asked you to.

The Worrywort

Ugh. You're optimistic when it comes to hurricanes. You love the chance to get couped up with friends for some totally forced face time. Maybe it's the snow, or the thought that the world could end at any moment, but this will be the best day of your life.

The Person Who Actually Enjoys Hurricanes

With every natural disaster, you feel morally compelled to tell the world ever little update about it. Whether that 16th snow pic is deemed important or not doesn't phase you, it's all about the likes baby.

The Unncessary Social Media Poster

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What Kind Of Juno Storm Survivor Are You?

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