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    How To Effectively Avoid Your Homework, A Sixteen Step Program

    I have no friends, and a strong wifi connection.

    1. If you're like me you may have noticed a few things.

    2. Sometimes...life can be hard

    3. Like we are talking REALLY HARD PEOPLE.

    4. And sometimes, you just need to unwind...

    5. and remember that you can always call upon your friends!

    6. If they are like you....

    7. then they are probably no help...

    8. But they will always be there for you

    9. Probably...

    10. The thing to remember is that life is short!

    11. So you might as well ENJOY it!

    12. so don't ever forget the teachings of your elders

    13. And remember to ALWAYS believe in yourself!

    14. Especially when life gets overwhelming...

    15. and ONE LAST thing!

    16. QUIDDITCH IS AWESOME, THE END.