Disney princesses are great and all but, for some of us, there's no denying that Disney villains REIGN SUPREME.
They're basically the best part of every movie.
They're go-getters who don't need rescuing from any dang ol' prince.
Because, sure, this isn't creepy...
...Every single time it happens.
They know exactly where their strengths lie (being fab, taking over kingdoms, being really good at eye makeup).
Their eyebrow game is always on point.
And their outfits outshine all others in every conceivable way.
To ~die~ for.
I mean, princesses dress well, too... if you're into that sort of look.
Plus, villains tend to have better friends, overall.
They're great at multi-tasking.
They have the best laughs.
And get all the best lines.
Meanwhile, over in the princesses' lounge...
Their side-eye game is celebrated from Atlantica to Agrabah.
They really know how to decorate.
And, frankly, they tend to be far more relatable than a bunch of goody-two-shoes.
And who wouldn't want to scream "FOOLS!" at everyone, constantly?
So here's to the misfits, to the misunderstood. To the ones who can really rock an eyebrow raise.
