1. "They should have party buses, like the Jayoncé bus."
2. "They need no opener!"
3. "I'm about to have a heart attack."
4. "See what I'm saying? She's lip-synching."
5. "Woooo...nothing is happening..."
6. "You're Be-YAWN-cé, she is Beyoncé."
7. "I, like, know 1% of Jay Z's songs."
8. "OMG! Holy shit!"
9. "Where is this footage coming from?"
10. "OK, stand up. She's back on! STAND UP!"
11. "I love you!! I really do!!"
12. "Resentment, tho!!!"
13. "Is that Justin Bieber?"
The Biebs — along with Woody Harrelson, Tupac, Hova himself, and others — made photo cameos during Jay Z's "H to the Izzo."