1. Having to stand on your toes so the urinal doesn't touch your junk.
2. Never being able to find dates on dating apps because people only date tall men.
3. When your girlfriend is taller than you and decides to wear heels.
4. Spending 10 minutes modifying your seat and steering wheel so you can reach the pedals.
5. Carrying a stool around because your never know when you'll need that extra foot.
6. Being bad at basketball because you'll never get past the tall, lanky people.
7. Suffering from neck pains because of lengthy conversations with tall co-workers.
8. Fearing that you may never make as much as your tall co-worker.
9. Jumping up to try and reach the pull-up bar at the gym.
The height of these chin up bars is too damn high... Not ashamed to use a bench as a step stool... Shortmanproblems.
10. Never being able to reach far enough to hit the ball when playing pool.
11. Having to tailor every suit you buy because they don't make suits in your precise size.
12. You pretend to shop for your nephew in the kids section when you're really just shopping for yourself.
13. Finding clever ways to reach top shelves while shopping.
14. People thinking you are not well-endowed because of your height.
15. Being carried by everyone because they think you are light as a feather just because you're short.
16. Gaining 5 pounds will always show.
17. Attempting to do yoga because it apparently makes you look taller.
These stretches straighten your posture, and can therefore make you a few inches taller
18. Struggling while cooking because kitchen cabinets are apparently only meant for tall people.
19. Not being able to touch the floor or even the stool step when sitting down.
Stupid new McDonald's chairs, can't touch the foot rest makes it uncomfortable to sit #shortmanproblems
20. Purchasing short shorts that turn out to be regular shorts when you wear them.
@WBatterbury quote: 'they said on the internet they were short shorts' #shortmanproblems #dwarf
21. Fearing that you wont be able to ride your favorite roller coaster.
22. Always being used as an armrest by your gigantic friends.
23. Not being able to touch the bottom of the pool past the 5 ft. mark.
24. Always having awkward hugs with people that are taller than you.
25. And having to stand at the front in group pictures or you get lost in the back.
