1. Look at poor Melissa North, 22, from Kent.
She suffers from turophobia: an irrational fear of cheese. This is a real thing. She’s told the Daily Mail that she panics when she sees cheese piled high in the supermarket.
2. Repeat: this is a real thing. Look at the fear in her eyes.
Apparently it wasn’t helped by a school incident in which some classmates threw cream cheese at her face.
3. Also, to be brutally honest, her boyfriend doesn’t seem to be helping much. She told the Mail:
My boyfriend is always making fun of me. He will chase me around the house with a block of cheese in his hand but I just go into a state of panic.
I just have to lock myself in the bathroom until he gets bored. He is supportive of me but it’s hard to explain how much I hate it.