This Is Definitely The Strangest Phone Call UKIP Has Ever Received

"I heard rumours about Nigel Farage, I heard he sleeps underneath cars when he's drunk".

Confirmed: Nigel Farage has a toilet in his house.

The phone call was made by Robin Cooper, the alter-ego of genius comedy writer and producer Robert Popper.

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He's best known for his book The Timewaster Letters and for creating, writing and producing the sit com Friday Night Dinner.

And thanks to him we now know that Nigel Farage never electrocuted millions of innocent termites.

BBC