Buzz·Posted on 2 Oct 2014The Handie Is The World's First Glove To Help Men Play With ThemselvesDid you know you needed "the world's first all-in-one finishing tool for men"? Me neither.by Alan WhiteBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Here's The Handie! View this vine on Vine vine.co / Via indiegogo.com What does it do? Well, according to its Indiegogo page, it boasts "perfect grip action". A self-lubricating system! A vibrating function! And best of all: a clean-up function! *bleaches mind's eye* View this vine on Vine vine.co / Via indiegogo.com So there you have it: visit The Handie's Indiegogo page and take your self-manipulation to the next level! Or don't.