1. This teen's dad, who put a dick pic on his Snapchat story.
I want to die.
2. Any commute that ends with an exploding bus.
Can we all agree this is the greatest 3-tweet story in the history of Twitter?
3. Anyone trying to play fetch with an emu.
when u ask for a dog but get an emu
4. The woman who applied fake tan with a paint roller.
5. Anyone who makes this mistake in the kitchen.
trying to comfort a friend and accidentally making it worse
6. This confusion.
7. The guy who made some friends.
omg i was just having a cup of tea and these cats came and sat with me, think I've made some friends! :-)
WHATT THUE FUCKCKCKCC
8. This intrepid dog.
9. This bold attempt to seek gainful employment.
10. Anyone who inadvertently advertises a car manufacturer while protesting.
That's the Mercedes logo you utter bellend
11. Adam Driver trying to dress himself.
I don't think adam driver knows how clothes work
12. This newspaper trying to work the curiosity gap.
13. This mascot.
14. This child.
Imagine hating your child this much. I'm off to buy some balloons and icing.
15. This social media editor.
Now deleted - the importance of good grammar
16. The worst long jumper in history.
17. This time the NHS inadvertently appeared to deliver some bad news.
Needless to say, I don't think it's good news.
18. These millennials and their lights.
When you're house sitting for millennials and ask how the lights work