New Zealand's Prime Minister Has Confirmed He's Not A Reptilian Shapeshifting Alien

    3News reports that John Key was forced to publicly deny the rumours.

    Any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement.

    Key came out fighting.

    He added:

    Mr Warbrooke said he put the question in as a joke, and was happy with the response.

    He did, however, express disappointment that it had taken the full 20 working days before he received it.

    For reference, this is what a Lizard Person looks like according to 70s sci fi show V.

    You can find out more about them here.

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    David Icke is a British author who believes that 5- to 12-foot tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity.