Buzz·Posted on 13 May 2015You Should Re-Evaluate Your Life Because You're Not On This Floating Bar And Pizzeria Right NowTo reiterate: There is a FLOATING BAR AND PIZZERIA in the South Pacific Ocean.by Alan WhiteBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Hello and welcome to Cloud 9, which is just off the coast of Fiji. View this post on Facebook facebook.com There are 100 people on it at any one time. View this post on Facebook facebook.com It has a fully stocked bar, and it does cocktails. View this post on Facebook facebook.com It has Italian Wood Fire Pizzas. ITALIAN. WOOD. FIRE. PIZZAS. Cloud 9 Fiji @Cloud9Fiji Putting together our food and beverages menu to post on our website soon.. Just so you know what to plan for! 10:32 AM - 27 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Italian wood fire pizzas. And international and local DJs at weekends. View this post on Facebook facebook.com You can go swimming and snorkelling in between chilling more than is humanly possible. View this post on Facebook facebook.com But you're not on it right now, are you? View this post on Facebook facebook.com And neither am I. View this post on Facebook facebook.com I'm in central London. The strangers in the street pass me by, woe etched across their faces. The smog is polluting my lungs. I don't want to be here. I want to be on the floating bar and pizzeria near Fiji. But I'm not. FML. View this post on Facebook facebook.com I want to go there. View this video on Vimeo vimeo.com