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Have you got the news instincts of a top Mail executive?

Have you got the news instincts of a top Mail executive?

Can You Spot The Real Daily Mail Headline?

It's "porn seepage" that's the problem.

Let's start easy. Which youth activity is making Jan Moir concerned?

It's the power-crazed RSPB.

What's getting Liz Jones exercised?

It's the flatulence row.

What's the EXCLUSIVE?

It's the Audi driver, apparently.

Bit tougher now. What's a woman's idea of a perfect man?

Pregnant in the mouth :(((

What happened to this poor woman?

She made a face. 

What unremarkable thing has Rosanna Arquette done?

It's a prancing horse.

Liz Jones has a tattoo. But what is it?

If your baby has a big head, you should worry.

Who's more prone to cancer?

Shut it, woman.

Women! How do you succeed at work?

That baby's going with the hand luggage.

Liz Jones isn't enjoying her flight. What's she going to do?

You have no feel for Middle England at all. Back to the boring stuff about intelligence agencies for you.

You're basically Alan Rusbridger!

You're not a full Dacre, but you know what Middle England wants.

You're Quentin Letts!

No one's more tapped into Middle England's mindset than you. Well done!

You're Paul Dacre!

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