BuzzΒ·Posted on 24 Sept 2015People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His NovelA bulbous salutation to you all.by Alan WhiteBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens. Dave Gorman @DaveGorman I can't get past the Moz-euphemism "otherwise central zone". Ezra's bulbous salutation needs a "zones 1&2 travelcard" 09:19 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite You can read a review here. But anyway: bulbous salutation. π Sten @earthboundboy BULBOUS SALUTATION 07:29 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite That's: bulbous salutation. π Mhairi McFarlane @MhairiMcF It's been several hours now & all the signs are I'm never getting over bulbous salutation as erection euphemism 12:50 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite π Alan White @aljwhite βBulbous salutationβ 07:09 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Also: otherwise central zone. Liz Buckley @liz_buckley @IanMartin @MichaelAHann "except for the otherwise central zone" is my favourite, sounds like an off-peak travelcard. 06:44 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite But mostly: bulbous salutation. Shrimp Brisket @dribblysticks Train comes I don't know it's destination It's a one-way ticket to a bulbous salutation 07:39 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Bulbous salutation. Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer I hate getting junk mail from Morrissey. 11:48 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite π Nicholas Pegg @NicholasPegg I'm sure there used to be a pub on Streatham High Road called the Bulbous Salutation. We'd sometimes pop in for an elaborate evening meal. 09:18 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite π π π π keri @kerihw Bulbous Salutation was my favourite big robot in Pacific Rim. 08:47 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite ππππππ Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian Am ready to give five (5) pounds to the first person who uses the phrase 'bulbous salutation' in bed during a one night stand. 07:33 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite πππππππππππππ Becky Lea @beckygracelea Frankly, if you've got a #BulbousSalutation, you probably need some medication. 12:48 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite