1. The time he was confronted with an emergency.
2. The time he had to give clear medical guidance.
3. The time someone ran a small risk of impregnating their mother.
4. The time he offered sex counseling.
5. The time he told someone they'd have to put a penis in their eye.
6. The time he advised on dental hygiene.
7. The time he decided advice of any kind wasn't needed.
8. The time he smashed all our sentimental assumptions.
9. And of course, any time people are mildly impertinent.
