Buzz·Posted on 29 May 201516 Reasons Kayden Kross Is The Best Porn Star On TwitterPorn stars generally have pretty strong Twitter game as it happens. Bit NSFW obviously.by Alan WhiteBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail This is the adult movie actress Kayden Kross. But you should really get to know her from her Twitter account. 1. Because her thoughts about the internet are largely on point. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross The Internet mostly just allows a lot more complete strangers be mean to other complete strangers, and then sometimes Wikipedia is useful. 01:36 AM - 22 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Her literary allusions are 10/10. Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. She gives you a side of porn you never see. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross @TheBoxStuffer I don’t know whether I’m more shocked that I have a love doll or that it’s on groupon 05:59 PM - 21 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. And, indeed, sex generally. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross A cool thing about dating a guy who has a dildo molded after his penis is you can get DP’d w/ out putting an extra place setting @ the table 02:11 AM - 17 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross My boyfriend lost his phone under his ballsack today. 07:33 AM - 11 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. She's honest about her limitations. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross This is the McDonalds I used to work at. I was the girl in headphones fucking up your order. http://t.co/j3YJ6TOPvZ 07:59 PM - 03 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. She's an expert at trolling her boyfriend. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross I wish @manuelferrara would stop focusing on all the times I asked him to buy a $12k rug and start focusing on all the blow jobs. 12:18 AM - 26 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross After dating, moving in together, becoming engaged, and having a child with me, @manuelferrara has finally accepted my friend request on FB. 05:18 PM - 09 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. She worries about the youth of today. 11. She describes her domestic woes superbly. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross Well I just shot myself in the face with breast milk. So that was humbling. 04:59 AM - 27 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross Dear UPS: it sort of defeats the purpose when you put an entire box under the doormat, but thank you for the attempt at heightened security. 12:27 AM - 29 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross I'm going to make a rap video called "who let the dogs in" and instead of barking I'm just going to complain about the mess. 05:31 PM - 16 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. And above all, she asks the important questions. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross Scale of 1-10 how frivolous would you consider this purchase? 07:28 PM - 09 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross Masseuse: do you want me to keep massaging your back or turn you over? Me: what do you massage if you turn me over? Masseuse: never mind. 05:39 AM - 13 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. So give her a follow. Though be warned, she does tweet quite a lot of naughty stuff. Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross I’m doing vagina-related stuff tomorrow. 04:19 AM - 08 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite You know the sort of thing.