1.
Open Bar 2 Blocks From Your House
2.
Your College Ex-Roommate's Friend's Improv Show. Just Kidding, It's Free Pizza!
3.
I'm turning 26!!! The theme is "hot single friends of friends only."
4.
Networking Event: Bored Rich People Who Would Love Nothing More Than To Pay Your Student Loans
5.
Come help socialize this basket of newborn puppies!
6.
Monthly Reading Series: "You — Yes, You — Are The Greatest Person Alive"
7.
Look At This Dumb Photo Of Your Ex
8.
Emergency! Local beauty school needs models to get their hair washed and scalps massaged for minutes and minutes!
9.
Just stay home tonight. It's raining, kinda. You earned it.
