29 Unmistakably Phallic Design Fails

These designers really blew it.

1. This swimming pool.

2. This motel sign.

3. This building.

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4. This window.

5. And this one.

6. This Pokémon.

I c u Combusken.

7. This tableau at UT Austin.

8. This teeny sweater.

9. This bannister.

10. This neti-pot.

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11. This chip-clip.

12. This cemetery.

13. And this headstone.

14. This family-friendly water park attraction.

15. This stunning crystal chandelier.

16. This old-timey screw.

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17. This well-mowed patch of grass.

18. This balloon sculpture.

19. This slide, for children.

20. This hat about fly-fishing.

21. This mountain resort.

22. This dog toy.

23. This elegant diamond ring stand.

Did you know that the lil hole (on a penis, not a ring stand) is called a “meatus?” Now you do.

24. This chocolate Santa.

25. Whatever this is.

Michael Coghlan / Creative Commons / Flickr: mikecogh

26. This Minecraft plush toy.

27. This truly unfortunate paperclip.

28. This McDonald’s sign.

29. This skirt.

#fashion

(Check out the @thatlookslikeadick Instagram account for more gems like this.)

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