29 Unmistakably Phallic Design Fails

    These designers really blew it.

    Alanna Okun
    by Alanna Okun

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This swimming pool.

    2. This motel sign.

    3. This building.

    Torre Agbar / Creative Commons / Flickr: faceme

    4. This window.

    5. And this one.

    6. This Pokémon.

    7. This tableau at UT Austin.

    8. This teeny sweater.

    9. This bannister.

    10. This neti-pot.

    Emily Lewis / Creative Commons / Flickr: eplewis

    11. This chip-clip.

    12. This cemetery.

    13. And this headstone.

    14. This family-friendly water park attraction.

    15. This stunning crystal chandelier.

    16. This old-timey screw.

    weegeebored / Creative Commons / Flickr: kenningtonfox

    17. This well-mowed patch of grass.

    18. This balloon sculpture.

    19. This slide, for children.

    20. This hat about fly-fishing.

    21. This mountain resort.

    22. This dog toy.

    23. This elegant diamond ring stand.

    24. This chocolate Santa.

    25. Whatever this is.

    Michael Coghlan / Creative Commons / Flickr: mikecogh

    26. This Minecraft plush toy.

    27. This truly unfortunate paperclip.

    28. This McDonald's sign.

    29. This skirt.