16. Popsicle Vibrator
For those long, sticky summer nights.*
**Nope, nvm, I’m not.
14. Rubber Ducky Vibrator
It floats! And shakes! And ruins your memories of Sesame Street forevermore!
12. Flower Vibrator with Detachable Cock Ring
Because every flower needs a detachable cock ring.
11. Mini Teddy Bear Keychain Vibrator
So you can always have it close at hand.
9. Little Alien Vibrators
One of them is, apparently, named “Clitt.” Cool.
6. Animal-Shaped Vibrating Bullets
They look like the cast of some cultish animated TV show where every character has a different accent. Except, like, for grown-ups.
5. Cow Remote-Control Vibrator
Putting the “ooooooooo” back in “moooooooo.”
2. Bunny Muse Massager
Everyone’s heard of the Rabbit, but this lil’ guy is here to win your heart.
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