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The 17 Most Twee Sex Toys Of All Time

Sometimes vibrators can seem a tad intimidating. You know what’s not intimidating? Flowers and cupcakes and Hello Kitty!!!

17. Cupcake Vibrator

Om nom nom.

16. Popsicle Vibrator

For those long, sticky summer nights.*

*I’m sorry.**
**Nope, nvm, I’m not.

15. Heart Vibrator

14. Rubber Ducky Vibrator

It floats! And shakes! And ruins your memories of Sesame Street forevermore!

13. Hello Kitty Vibrator

12. Flower Vibrator with Detachable Cock Ring

Because every flower needs a detachable cock ring.

11. Mini Teddy Bear Keychain Vibrator

So you can always have it close at hand.

10. Daisy Vibrating Egg

9. Little Alien Vibrators

One of them is, apparently, named “Clitt.” Cool.

8. Dolphin Vibrator

7. Beaver Vibrator

GET IT DO YOU GET IT???

6. Animal-Shaped Vibrating Bullets

They look like the cast of some cultish animated TV show where every character has a different accent. Except, like, for grown-ups.

5. Cow Remote-Control Vibrator

Putting the “ooooooooo” back in “moooooooo.”

4. Monkey Clitoral Vibrator

Omg hiiiiii.

3. Turtle Clitoral Vibrator

Omg hiiiiiiii X2.

2. Bunny Muse Massager

Everyone’s heard of the Rabbit, but this lil’ guy is here to win your heart.

1. Love Bunnies

Unless these guys get to your heart (or other vital bits) first.

H/T Summer who might not actually want the H/T but oh well.

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