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    17 Halloween Costumes That Will Actually Get You Laid

    Give the people what they want.

    1. Someone Else's Netflix Password

    2. Money You Found in Your Pocket After Doing Laundry

    3. The 11th Instagram Like

    4. Nutella

    5. A Washing Machine in Your House

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    6. An Employer Who Matches Your 401(k)

    7. A Nap

    8. Avocado on Everything

    9. Bacon-Wrapped Everything

    10. Sriracha on Everything

    11. Unlimited Cocktails at Brunch

    12. Free Pizza

    13. A Vending Machine That Accidentally Dispenses Two of Whatever You Ordered

    14. Twenty More Minutes of Sleep

    15. A Flirty Fav

    16. An Empty Seat on the Subway That Doesn't Even Have Anything Gross on It

    17. A Chipotle Employee Who Forgot to Charge Extra for Guac