Nifty·Posted on Oct 29, 201417 Halloween Costumes That Will Actually Get You LaidGive the people what they want.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Someone Else's Netflix Password 2. Money You Found in Your Pocket After Doing Laundry 3. The 11th Instagram Like View this photo on Instagram 4. Nutella Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. A Washing Machine in Your House View this video on YouTube youtube.com OMG STOP 6. An Employer Who Matches Your 401(k) 7. A Nap 8. Avocado on Everything 9. Bacon-Wrapped Everything View this photo on Instagram 10. Sriracha on Everything View this photo on Instagram 11. Unlimited Cocktails at Brunch 12. Free Pizza View this photo on Instagram 13. A Vending Machine That Accidentally Dispenses Two of Whatever You Ordered 14. Twenty More Minutes of Sleep 15. A Flirty Fav 16. An Empty Seat on the Subway That Doesn't Even Have Anything Gross on It View this photo on Instagram 17. A Chipotle Employee Who Forgot to Charge Extra for Guac