1. Abraham Lincoln wearing Crocs.
2. The world's largest bottle of wine.
3. The most enormous teddy bear to ever roam the planet.
4. (And the most enormous teddy bear graveyard.)
5. This eternal truth.
6. Toilet paper samples.
7. A sneaky pineapple.
8. An absolutely gargantuan jar of Nutella.
9. A chocolate bar the size of a human.
10. Lonely Santa.
11. This boss-ass kid.
12. This monument to Spam.
13. This tower of seaweed snacks.
14. This ocean of erotica.
15. Guns filled with tequila.
16. A helicopter.
17. A nine-course meal of free samples.
18. This.
19. A wedding dress being sold next to some tires.
20. A new friend for Grandma.
21. A lifetime supply of Kinder eggs.
22. This terrifying Francophile.
23. This resourceful warrior.
24. This party animal.
25. This manna from heaven.
26. This mesmerizing sight.
27. Abandoned children.
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