1.
"It wasn't supposed to be like this."
2.
"Could someone please let us down?"
3.
"No matter how cute I look, you're still never gonna actually read me."
5.
"I feel as empty inside as a birdcage with no bird."
6.
"If you eat us, you'll die."
7.
"Mother, tell me of the forest. Does it, too, smell like organic ginger-and-sea-salt room spray?"
9.
"I swear to God I'm swallowing the next bored dude who falls asleep on me."
10.
"Hey, little lady, come over here; I'm a FUN GUY!"
11.
"Seriously, fuck off."
12.
"Yo, logs deserve chairs too."
13.
"This is so undignified."
14.
"I would pay actual money to watch you try and remove a book from this shelf."
16.
"Yeah, we wish we were dresses, too."
18.
"Maybe if we're reeeeeally quiet, nobody will notice us up here."
19.
"It's cool, I have a lot of black friends."
20.
"Move it along, people, nothing to see here."
21.
"Okay, you caught us, we are absolutely just $16 popsicle sticks."
22.
"Your life will never, ever, EVER look this good."
