4. Appliances take slightly more time and effort to install.
“Yeah, I just plopped down this enormous trash compactor, no big.”
5. You can have sex* in places besides heart-shaped beds.
*Excuse me, “WooHoo.”
8. And your dresser can’t possibly contain all the clothing options in the known universe.
10. You can’t see into every room of your house at once.
Which makes it harder to tell if your husband is groping the maid.
13. YOU DO NOT GET TO HAVE A DEATH ROOM THIS IS NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR.
17. You can totally arrange your furniture diagonally.
We’re not slaves to the grid!!!