1.
It's not this easy to scrape up a down payment.
2.
(This won't work either.)
3.
You can't pause time and make your dream house appear.
4.
Appliances take slightly more time and effort to install.
5.
You can have sex* in places besides heart-shaped beds.
7.
No mirror has this much power.
8.
And your dresser can't possibly contain all the clothing options in the known universe.
9.
It's not this easy to get some quick cash.
10.
You can't see into every room of your house at once.
11.
You can't have a bubble hookah.
12.
Tiki wallpaper IS NEVER OK.
13.
YOU DO NOT GET TO HAVE A DEATH ROOM THIS IS NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR.
14.
This is, luckily, not a problem for you.
17.
You can totally arrange your furniture diagonally.
18.
This is not good parenting.
19.
Your place will probably never be this nice.
20.
Especially because of this essential problem.
21.
But ultimately, we're not really so different.
