2. Jesus Dildo
Its maker describes it as “a hunk of pious penis art,” so do with that what you will.
5. Secret Sex-Toy-Compartment Tissue Box
Plus, the tissues will probably come in handy.
6. Confetti Dildo
Can I just say how happy I am to have finally managed to type that phrase in a semi-professional setting.
9. Even More Terrifying Bunny Monster Dildo
Get it here, I guess, ugh, maybe.
15. Crocheted Strap-On Harness
Great for keeping your granny square dildo in place. Available here.
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