The 14 Most Insane Wedding Dresses Of All Time

Here comes the...wut.

1. Toilet Paper Wedding Dress

sheknows.com

For the budget-conscious bride.

2. Two-Mile-Long Wedding Dress

Vadim Ghirda / AP

For the bride who likes attention.

3. Cake Wedding Dress

neatorama.com

For the bride who likes to kill two birds with one stone. By artist Lukka Sigurdardottir.

4. Condom Wedding Dress

i-am-bored.com

For the bride who's really just thinking ahead.

5. Head-to-Toe Crocheted Wedding Dress

retronaut.com

For the bride who thinks that "moving" and "gesturing" are overrated. By Yves Saint Laurent, 1965.

6. Vagina Wedding Dress

i0.wp.com

For the bride who wants to celebrate herself.

7. Cupcake Wedding Dress

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

For the bride who knows she'll need a snack.

8. White Chocolate Wedding Dress

weddingwindow.com

For the poor, misguided bride who believes that white chocolate still counts as real chocolate.

9. Balloon Wedding Dress

bombod.com

For the bride who loved Up and hates pointy objects.

10. Flower-Covered Wedding Dress

myluckydresses.wordpress.com

For the bride who doesn't have any allergies.

11. Newspaper Wedding Dress

hedybridal.com

For the bride who likes to know what's going on in the world.

12. Bread-Tag Wedding Dress

heraldsun.com.au

What started as a joke for this couple turned into the bride's actual wedding dress, which she said cost only $36.

13. Wedding Dress Made Out of Wool from One of the Bride's Sheep

dailymail.co.uk

This is actually really heartwarming.

14. No Wedding Dress

tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com

For the couple with nothing to prove.