Books·Posted on Sep 5, 201313 Salinger Characters Ranked In Order Of Dateability"Yeah, I'd love to lie prostrate on the couch and discuss The Way of the Pilgrim while sipping gin all evening long! Sounds fun."by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 13. Seymour Glass 12. Muriel 11. Jean de Daumier-Smith, neé John Smith 10. Waker Glass 9. Holden Caulfield 8. Esmé 7. Walt Glass 6. Franny Glass 5. Zooey Glass 4. Bessie Glass 3. Buddy Glass 2. Jimmy Jimmereeno 1. Boo Boo Glass