Nifty·Posted on Oct 2, 2014The 19 Worst Crimes Ever Perpetrated Against PumpkinsThey're just innocent lil gourds, leave them alone. (NSFW, unfortunately.)by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Any time a pumpkin is made to look like it's vomiting. View this photo on Instagram 2. Any time a pumpkin is made to look like it's vomiting A DIFFERENT FOOD. View this photo on Instagram 3. When a pumpkin is forced to toke against its will. View this photo on Instagram 4. Or to eat one of its brethren. View this photo on Instagram 5. Or a Barbie. View this photo on Instagram 6. Or a human. View this photo on Instagram 7. Two words: Punkin' Chunkin'. View this photo on Instagram 8. When a pumpkin is used as a canvas for the immature. View this photo on Instagram 9. View this photo on Instagram 10. Or the pornographic. View this photo on Instagram 11. Or the downright obscene. View this photo on Instagram 12. When the noble name of the pumpkin was besmirched for this hoax. 13. Whenever someone sees fit to make a pumpkin resemble a human butt. View this photo on Instagram 14. Especially if there is underwear involved. View this photo on Instagram 15. Especially if there is ~this~ involved. View this photo on Instagram 16. That goes double for men's genitalia. View this photo on Instagram 17. And quadruple for what's going on here. View this photo on Instagram 18. WHEN PARENTS STARTED PAINTING PICTURES OF PUMPKINS ON THEIR POOR HELPLESS OFFSPRINGS' TUCHUSES. 19. When this happened. View this photo on Instagram