3. Beer bottle glasses might just cut your face up.
4. Turns out dandelions don’t burn quiiiiite as nicely as the internet would have you believe.
5. (In fact, like most flammable things, they just…catch fire?)
6. Oranges don’t want to follow your dumb rules.
7. Marshmallows don’t wanna get THAT fancy.
8. An easy way to repel all your friends is to try and serve them this fishbowl cocktail.
9. Or ask them to participate in a beachside photo shoot.