1.
Piper's hair = Taystee's hair extension
2.
Kool-Aid powder + Vaseline = lip stain
3.
Jalapeños + cocoa butter = soothing back cream
4.
Maxi pad = surgical mask
5.
Maxi pads = relatively ineffective shower shoes
6.
Duct tape = much more effective shower shoes
7.
Potato chip bag = wine cozy
8.
Pencils + paperclips + sockets + who even knows = Miss Claudette's hot pot
9.
Toothbrush + razor blade = shank
10.
Screwdriver + rubber gloves = good old-fashioned DIY dildo.