1. Piper’s hair = Taystee’s hair extension
2. Kool-Aid powder + Vaseline = lip stain
3. Jalapeños + cocoa butter = soothing back cream
The perfect DIY solution to all your disputes caused by unthinkingly insulting the prison cook’s food to her face.
4. Maxi pad = surgical mask
5. Maxi pads = relatively ineffective shower shoes
They can’t solve ALL of life’s problems.
6. Duct tape = much more effective shower shoes
8. Pencils + paperclips + sockets + who even knows = Miss Claudette’s hot pot
9. Toothbrush + razor blade = shank
10. Screwdriver + rubber gloves = good old-fashioned DIY dildo.
- North Korea launched a rocket that the country said was carrying a satellite. Some critics think it was a way to test prohibited missile technology.
- U.S. Republican presidential candidates debated in New Hampshire ahead of Tuesday's primary, and the gloves were off 🇺🇸
- And Super Bowl Sunday has arrived. The Denver Broncos will take on the Carolina Panthers at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California. Kickoff is at 6:30 ET 🏈