1. Piper’s hair = Taystee’s hair extension
2. Kool-Aid powder + Vaseline = lip stain
3. Jalapeños + cocoa butter = soothing back cream
The perfect DIY solution to all your disputes caused by unthinkingly insulting the prison cook’s food to her face.
4. Maxi pad = surgical mask
5. Maxi pads = relatively ineffective shower shoes
They can’t solve ALL of life’s problems.