1. Piper’s hair = Taystee’s hair extension
2. Kool-Aid powder + Vaseline = lip stain
3. Jalapeños + cocoa butter = soothing back cream
The perfect DIY solution to all your disputes caused by unthinkingly insulting the prison cook’s food to her face.
4. Maxi pad = surgical mask
5. Maxi pads = relatively ineffective shower shoes
They can’t solve ALL of life’s problems.
6. Duct tape = much more effective shower shoes
8. Pencils + paperclips + sockets + who even knows = Miss Claudette’s hot pot
9. Toothbrush + razor blade = shank
10. Screwdriver + rubber gloves = good old-fashioned DIY dildo.
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