20.
This unfortunate typo.
17.
This fine feathered friend.
16.
This shady drug deal.
13.
These gentle caresses.
12.
This unmitigated own.
11.
This groundbreaking discovery.
10.
This patient explanation.
8.
This appreciator of fine cinema.
6.
This super-urgent chain letter.
5.
This heartwarming love story.
1.
This creature of habit.