7. And this cook who doesn’t own a microwave.
But does own a Keurig? Cool.
8. This guy who did not have a $4 corkscrew but did have a $40 drill.
10. The person who had to go to this no-alcohol-allowed event.
15. Whoever had to haul 30 pounds of groceries up five flights of stairs.
16. Whoever had to fill this giant bucket from this miniscule sink.
20. This person who was both sleepy AND hungry.
A classic conundrum.