Nifty·Posted on Oct 20, 2015Hey Stores: It's Way Too Early For ChristmasSLOW. YOUR. ROLL.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Hi guys! Happy fall! You know, "fall." That all-too-brief sliver of time between summer and winter. It's the time for Halloween. And Thanksgiving. And sports. But you know what it is not the time for? CHRISTMAS. Mards @mardiithomas IT'S WAY TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS STUFF, WALMART. 06:00 AM - 11 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Don't get me wrong: Christmas is magical / the absolute best. Some offenders put their crap up in JUNE. View this photo on Instagram Or roll it out in August. View this photo on Instagram But honestly, even September is too early. View this photo on Instagram Because this kind of seasonal mixing is an abomination. View this photo on Instagram Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But the day after Thanksgiving? View this post on LET THE REINDEER GAMES BEGIN.