1.
This baby who just figured out that he is not actually a rabbit.
2.
This baby who loathes pastels.
3.
This one who thinks you look fat in that bunny suit.
4.
This one who searched all day and still couldn't find that last stupid plastic egg.
5.
This guy who suffers from severe leporiphobia*.
6.
This girl who can't believe how early she has to wake up for Mass.
7.
This dude who isn't going at all.
8.
This one who can't stand one more round of hymns.
9.
This tot who would gladly trade all his eggs for just one article of clothing.
10.
This munchkin who would really prefer a bed.
11.
This infant who would totally leave this basket, if only she had learned to walk yet.
12.
This one who knows alllllll about Bunnicula, thank you very much.
13.
And this poor, tormented soul.
