1. You deeply understand the difference between ecru and taupe.
And have STRONG OPINIONS on both.
2. Your cakes out-cake everyone else’s cake.
And you’re not afraid of an orange jumpsuit.
3. You’re like…okay at social media.
4. (Which is the real source of your power.)
5. You’re a Halloween MASTER.
10. You’ve never met a Mason jar you didn’t want to cutely modify.
11. Nor a dog you didn’t want to pamper.
12. You’ve always been a straight-up fox, from Day 1.
15. You’re wicked into making your home look perfect.
Whether it’s a dorm room or a mansion.
16. You can appreciate a bit of espresso-based whimsy.
It’s a catpuchino.
17. You live by the adage that everything, no matter how small, deserves glitter.
21. Or to get your hands dirty.
Poor Princess Peony :(
22. Your meals are next-level.
And you appreciate the beauty of simple, home-cooked food.
23. Your thumb is totally green.
Or at least, a greenish shade of dirt-brown.
24. Even when you hit a bump in the road, you come back stronger than ever.
- Illinois' attorney general has asked the U.S. Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division to investigate Chicago's police department. ›
- Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg says he'll give away 99% of his Facebook shares (worth $45 billion today) over the course of his life. ›
- And a Turkish court had to call in experts to determine whether a man comparing the country's president to Gollum from "Lord of the Rings" was an insult. ›