27 Signs You’re The Martha Stewart Of Your Friend Group

“Hey girl! What’s up? Would you mind planning my entire wedding?”

1. You deeply understand the difference between ecru and taupe.

And have STRONG OPINIONS on both.

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2. Your cakes out-cake everyone else’s cake.

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And you’re not afraid of an orange jumpsuit.

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3. You’re like…okay at social media.

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4. (Which is the real source of your power.)

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5. You’re a Halloween MASTER.

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6. The only holiday you like better is Easter…

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7. Or maybe July 4th…

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8. How about Valentine’s Day?

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9. Ahh no Christmas!

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10. You’ve never met a Mason jar you didn’t want to cutely modify.

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11. Nor a dog you didn’t want to pamper.


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12. You’ve always been a straight-up fox, from Day 1.

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13. Your house is p. cool.

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14. So are your friends.

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15. You’re wicked into making your home look perfect.

Whether it’s a dorm room or a mansion.

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16. You can appreciate a bit of espresso-based whimsy.

It’s a catpuchino.

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17. You live by the adage that everything, no matter how small, deserves glitter.

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18. You get along with pretty much everyone.

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19. (Because obviously you smell great.)

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20. You’re not afraid to get a little weird.

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21. Or to get your hands dirty.

Poor Princess Peony :(

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22. Your meals are next-level.

And you appreciate the beauty of simple, home-cooked food.

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23. Your thumb is totally green.

Or at least, a greenish shade of dirt-brown.

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24. Even when you hit a bump in the road, you come back stronger than ever.

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25. You <3 America.

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26. And everyone <3s you.

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27. Because this is your world and the rest of us are just living in it.

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