2. You know who doesn’t blow you off at the last minute? Wine.
3. When things get awkward, or annoying, or really any type of way at all, there’s only one thing you like to turn to.
(Wine. It’s wine. The answer is wine.)
4. Wine can’t not text you back on a Friday night.
Because wine has no opposable thumbs.
5. Wine totally gets how you want to spend your time.
8. You find yourself getting wicked territorial about it.
9. And achieving things you never dreamed you could.
For example: downing an entire bottle of merlot in one sitting without breaking a sweat.