lol
DIY

17 Struggles All Ladies With Secretly Big Butts Understand

“It’s not THAT bi— whoooooooooa.”

1. You always have to correct salespeople when they try to guess your size or pick things out for you.

“Um, sorry, but do you have any dresses in small on the top and extra large on the bottom? No? Whatever.”

2. And do not even start with swimsuit shopping.

3. You don’t always realize your butt’s strength or size, which makes you a hazard to yourself…

4. And others.

Want to fit into a normal-size seat on the train? You’re adorable.

5. The next person, website, or magazine that refers to you — an inedible human woman — as “pear-shaped” is getting burned on a ritual pyre of feminist rage.

Joanna Borns / Via buzzfeed.com

6. PANTS GAP IS A REAL PROBLEM AND IT IS PLAGUING THE VERY FABRIC OF OUR CIVILIZATION.

Unless you go to the other extreme, i.e., buy pants that fit your waist and not your booty. Can’t win.

7. And RIP, every pair of jeans you’ve ever loved.

Literally, rip.

8. High-waisted shorts can be your best friend or worst enemy.

9. Same with pencil skirts.

Thinkstock

Cool beach, lady.

10. AND ROMPERS GOOD GOD ROMPERS.

Can’t wait to squeeze a single buttcheek into that.

11. Those delicate little lacy thong-confections that can’t contain anything more massive than a pair of tennis balls? You wish.

12. Summer is extra fun thanks to allllllll that cheek sweat.

13. Biking is a real treat as well.

“Hope one-fourth of my left butt cheek enjoys this wild ride.”

14. People always act like they’ve discovered Tutankhamen’s tomb or something when they finally realize your butt’s majesty.

Like oh thanks, I never noticed this thing that’s literally been attached to me my whole life!

15. (That goes double for creepy dudes on the street.)

Alanna Okun / BuzzFeed

16. Nobody listens when you try to complain about these struggles.

“LOOK AT IT, LOOK HOW BIG IT IS, MY PROBLEMS ARE REAAAAAL.”

17. But hey, you own it — it’s your secret weapon.

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

          
    Now Buzzing